Luke Skywalke, err, I mean Saram(or something similar) decides to go on his Hero's Journey and after some *beep* CGI(really guys the CGI here is terrible, its not even so bad its good). It looks at Hercules and now he wants to go to the Holy fable land of Mohen-Jo- Daro. The fat *beep* Hercules has a dream where he seems a Unicorn, but doesn't look like a horse, more like a pony or sheep(seriously look it up), so its a sheepricorn. We meet his obligatory sidekick whose there to explain things and follow Hercules around like a *beep* fat drone. Heck, I don't even remember anything of it it was that bad. There they indulge in the most boring putrid diatribe ever put on screen. The Alli jumped a few metres😥 Anyho, after killing the reptile he returns home to his village.I'll give them this the practical locations are good. They could have just shown the tip of the alligator, as they usually appear in real life- and made a great scene out of it. Nothing inspired from John Carpenter's innumerable films or Jaws. Don't they have a rough *beep* screening in this town? More IMPORTANTLY don't these c**k sandwiches realize that showing less is more. Couldn't they like work on the CGI one bit? What the hell goes on in India? I mean at the rolling credits of most Hollywood films I see the Indian drones names fly by.They have all the animation studio here and this is what you get? Same thing with Baahubali.terrible, terrible CGI(as opposed to the gorgeous real locations and sets). I mean Lake Placid had a better croc and when was that-1997?, heck, Khoon Bhari Maang had a better animal. Seriously folks, right then and there I looked t my friend and we both had to go buy 3 quarters of Old monk. Our immortal lad fights the fakest looking alligator ever put on cinema. Opening scene pretty much sums up the ordeal. Except it takes 9 Godawful hours(or so it felt) to get to it. Boy sees girl, falls for her, stuff happens around them, the end.
Which means they could've have shot this in the backdrop of 2016 Dharavi and it wouldn't matter. Ashu-tosh "Sir" seems to be aping Star Wars A new hope what with Cambell's Hero Journey template but like 95% of Indians(myself and a few on here I feel excluded) he simply copy pastes the process and commits the cardinal sin of "Indianizing" it.
But of course an actor can only do what-I-or us directors want them to do. This guy should be blacklisted from showing his face to me. The brooding angry man about to burst like a bubble, or the doey eyed love struck dancing moron. Hrithak can't act for *beep* Like he has that one "aura" in every film I've seen of his. My blood is boiling, I can imagine someone paying a 150 odd bucks to sit through it. Just finished watching a pirated copy of this anal travesty.
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